Quote #5975
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and...
Quote #9441
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit (Perhaps it will be pleasing sometime to have...
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you...
Quote #12039
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
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Nobody believes the official spokesman… but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
Quote #2111
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
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If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure
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I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
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I have known sorrow and learned to aid the wretched.