Quote #20658
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
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If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
Quote #20888
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in I...
Quote #3233
Cannot find REALITY.SYS…Universe Halted.
Quote #11122
The secret of my success is that I always managed to live to fly...
Quote #13762
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #16622
Where there is a sea there are pirates.
Quote #5965
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
Quote #7386
Everything you’ve learned in school as obvious becomes less and less obvious as you...
Quote #15280
No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it.