Quote #5777
For target shooting, that’s okay. Get a license and go to the range. For...
Quote #473
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #3420
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow,...
Quote #12877
Divine right went out with the American Revolution and doesn’t belong to the White...
Quote #13833
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #15757
Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
Quote #13023
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though...
Quote #8189
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
Quote #5854
If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one...
Quote #10717
Hell, Madame, is to love no longer.