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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet...
Alan Marshall Beck

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A girl becomes a wife with her eyes wide open. She knows that those...
Grover Cleveland

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There is no calamity which a great nation can invite which equals that which...
Percy Wynham Lewis

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Sadistic excess attempts to reach roughly and by harshness what art reaches by fineness.
Eddie Cantor

Quote #11579

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He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard...
Saint Francis of Assisi

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Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...
Helen Schucman

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Every situation, properly perceived, becomes an opportunity.
Gloria Steinem

Quote #17737

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At my graduation, I thought we had to marry what we wished to become....
Leo C. Rosten

Quote #7794

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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