Quote #4351
You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.
Quote #3061
Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition,...
Quote #3994
Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
Quote #10046
Musically, I always allow myself to jump off of cliffs. At least that’s what...
Quote #4794
Faint heart never won true friend. O my friend, may it come to pass,...
Quote #13448
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
Quote #13749
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #14514
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they...
Quote #7666
I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know,...
Quote #18554
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you...