Quote #18004
When the going gets weird, The weird turn pro.
Quote #21150
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #13163
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Quote #6063
Nature never did betray The heart that loved her.
Quote #17965
If you want to cut your own throat, don’t come to me for a...
Quote #9667
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Quote #1398
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,...
Quote #10239
Treat the other man’s faith gently it is all he has to believe with.
Quote #14356
Custom is the great guide of human life.
Quote #3183
Men of genius are often dull and inert in society, as a blazing meteor...