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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13913

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up...
Lillian Hellman

Quote #14095

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year’s fashions.
Calvin Coolidge

Quote #7151

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.
John Barth

Quote #19604

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story.
Cato the Elder

Quote #19968

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why...
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5129

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I am not young enough to know everything.
Zelda

Quote #13016

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Most people hew the battlements of life from compromise, erecting their impregnable keeps from...
Theodore Roosevelt

Quote #6576

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to...
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Quote #8553

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I persist on praising not the life I lead, but that which I ought...
Sicilian Proverb

Quote #7130

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
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