Quote #7281
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...
Quote #7954
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot...
Quote #8264
Facts are stupid things.
Quote #16899
An election is a bet on the future, not a popularity test of the...
Quote #13929
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Quote #3010
A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy.
Quote #9693
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. The...
Quote #5111
Some cause happiness wherever they go others whenever they go.
Quote #15048
Anarchy is not chaos, but order with out control.
Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.