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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13799

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5122

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Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Quote #8607

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Nothing costs so much as what is bought by prayers.
Sir Walter Scott

Quote #2393

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To all, to each, a fair good night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
Mary Kay Ash

Quote #4663

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Give yourself something to work toward–constantly.
Mortimer Collins

Quote #12120

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A man’s as old as he’s feeling, A woman as old as she looks.
Henry David Thoreau

Quote #4849

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Water is the only drink for a wise man.
Seneca

Quote #8832

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This is the reason we cannot complain of lifeit keeps no one against his...
Franz Werfel

Quote #7474

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Religion is the everlasting dialogue between humanity and God. Art is its soliloquy.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13878

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think my favorite monster movie is ‘Gone With the Wind’, because it has...
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