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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13623

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Quote #10137

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You will find rest from vain fancies if you perform every act in life...
Moliere

Quote #20911

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To find yourself jilted is a blow to your pride. Do your best to...
Louis Pasteur

Quote #5680

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My...
Shirley MacLaine

Quote #15363

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
William Pitt

Quote #16416

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Confidence is a plant of slow growth in an aged bosom.
Malcolm Muggeridge

Quote #9499

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment.
Cato the Elder

Quote #19961

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Anger so clouds the mind, that it cannot perceive the truth.
Bill Stern

Quote #17746

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Our elections are free, it’s in the results where eventually we pay.
Mark Twain

Quote #1613

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
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