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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said ‘Watch For Rocks.’ Marta...
Auguste Renoir

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I’ve been 40 years discovering that the queen of all colors was black.
Anon.

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Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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He saw a lawyer killing a viper On a dunghill hard, by his own...
Chaucer

Quote #7864

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There’s never a new fashion but it’s old.
Ursula K. LeGuin

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I certainly wasn’t happy. Happiness has to do with reason, and only reason earns...
Daniel Defoe

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Justice is always violent to the party offending, for every man is innocent in...
Oliver L. North

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I thought using the Ayatollah’s money to support the Nicaraguan resistance … was a...
Stanislaw Ulam

Quote #18201

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It is still an unending source of surprise for me how a few scribbles...
Mark Twain

Quote #1611

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I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
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