Quote #17085
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you...
Quote #3189
All things must change to something new, to something strange.
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If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
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Zeal without knowledge is fire without light.
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Be not too hasty to trust or admire the teachers of morality they discourse...
Quote #19122
Funny is an attitude.
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I have not ceased being fearful, but I have ceased to let fear control...
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No steam or gas drives anything until it is confined. No life ever grows...