Quote #12703
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
Quote #19363
Confidence is Going after Moby Dick in a rowboat, And taking the tarter sauce...
Quote #13775
I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Quote #15928
When they took the 4th Amendment, I was quiet because I didn’t deal drugs....
Quote #17153
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #11170
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah’s...
Quote #13080
I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...
Quote #14775
You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more...
Quote #381
Self-denial is not a virtue it is only the effect of prudence on rascality.
Quote #21378
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left...