Quote #1043
I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have...
Quote #4169
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as...
Quote #15357
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible – or even sinful – that you...
Quote #12325
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #20772
If you don’t accept responsibility for your own actions, then you are forever chained...
Quote #13774
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Quote #4184
Courage is the thing. All goes if courage goes.
Quote #3502
He is able who thinks he is able.
Quote #21084
Never eat more than you can lift.
Quote #13838
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...