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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13762

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
A. C. Benson

Quote #7756

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One’s mind has a way of making itself up in the background, and it...
William Ashley

Quote #17830

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Better limp all the way to heaven than not get there at all.
Ernest Rutherford

Quote #17210

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Diane Ackerman

Quote #9772

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just...
Alan Greenspan

Quote #13489

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How do we know when irrational exuberance has unduly escalated asset values
Henry Kissinger

Quote #3483

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There’s just too much fraternizing...
Henry Morgan

Quote #20885

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5403

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How many ages hence Shall this our lofty scene be acted over In states...
Arnold Bennett

Quote #2219

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.
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