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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Moliere

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The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
Lawrence Peter Berra

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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
William Peter Horn

Quote #14292

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You always smile but in your eyes your sorrow shows.
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7280

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Who are you going to shoot joking with Attorney General Richard Kleindienst about creating...
Shana Alexander

Quote #9981

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous.
Nikolai Gogol

Quote #20398

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It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
Don Schula

Quote #17375

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad...
John Christian Bovee

Quote #11150

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Mind unemployed is mind unenjoyed.
William Adams

Quote #9863

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the...
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