Quote #13834
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was...
Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #906
A best seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was...
Quote #10556
What plays the mischief with the truth is that men will insist upon the...
Quote #1010
Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
Quote #20383
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #844
A true friend is the most precious of all possessions and the one we...
Quote #13149
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #10495
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #9669
Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward.