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Keep quiet and people will think you a philosopher.
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To get to heaven we must take it with us.
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I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...
Quote #16519
Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river...
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The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...
Quote #13864
Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
Quote #3437
If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as...
Quote #18015
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #15739
Nixon bleeds people. He draws every drop of blood and then drops them from...
Quote #19553
Adulthood isn’t an award they’ll give you for being a good child. You can...