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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13750

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5356

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While thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head.
Thomas Jefferson

Quote #8089

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Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations entangling alliances with none.
Russell Hoban

Quote #14231

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Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer...
Thich Nhat Hanh

Quote #13944

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can...
Lois McMaster Bujold

Quote #19553

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Adulthood isn’t an award they’ll give you for being a good child. You can...
Clarence Darrow

Quote #6309

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None meet life honestly and few heroically.
Happy Gilmore

Quote #2475

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Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
Andrew Schneider

Quote #21525

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is nothing sadder in this world than the waste of human potential. The...
Hermann Hesse

Quote #8505

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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