Quote #19259
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #19258
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Quote #17064
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
Quote #19260
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Quote #19257
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #12502
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane...
Quote #6027
They always talk who never think.
Quote #19261
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...
Quote #12342
The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in...
Quote #16455
Life begins as a quest of the child for the man and ends as...