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I hate music, especially when it’s played.
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I have Immortal longings in me.
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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you...
Quote #16171
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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What I dream of is an art of balance.
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The scars of others should teach us caution.
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I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
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The value of money is that with it we can tell any man to...