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I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...
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Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds,...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Hell is other people.
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An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
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I’ve always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end...
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Frank I’d known her for years. We used to go to all the police...
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There is only one success … to be able to spend your life in...
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor he takes my measure anew...