Quote #16725
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Quote #15728
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Quote #5474
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
Quote #19171
All these years I’ve been feeling like I was growing into myself. Finally, I...
Quote #15681
Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, Worthwhile, Personal Goals.
Quote #2475
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
Quote #3430
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Quote #12288
God never built a Christian strong enough to carry today’s duties and tomorrow’s anxieties...
Quote #6818
Everything has two handles,–one by which it may be borne another by which it...
Quote #6895
Ricky Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you...