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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to...
Geoffrey Chaucer

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He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Karl Barth

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Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Charles Caleb Colton

Quote #2311

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The three great apostles of practical atheism, that make converts without persecuting, and retain...
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5115

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
True friends stab you in the front.
Konrad Adenauer

Quote #9868

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat.
Henry Ford

Quote #6050

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One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is...
Joe Moore

Quote #15818

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Before borrowing money from a friend it’s best to decide which you need most.
Claudianus

Quote #19811

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who desires is always poor.
Stuart Stevens

Quote #21382

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn’t do much for the auto-immune system.
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