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May it not be that, just as we have faith in Him, God has...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
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Civilization is a transient sickness.
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People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but...
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Much unhappiness has come into the world because of bewilderment and things left unsaid.
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Sometimes … when you stand face to face with someone, you cannot see his...
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
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Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help...
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Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy...