Quote #7443
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Quote #12546
There is no more vulnerable human combination than an undergraduate.
Quote #11724
We live in a rainbow of Chaos.
Quote #21649
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #2739
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...
Quote #14908
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #16778
It may be that we have all lived before and died, and this is...
Quote #13575
To your friends, you’re like a trash bag they’ll use you for a little...
Quote #13679
A man doesn’t automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the...
Quote #6624
When you’re young, the silliest notions seem the greatest achievements.