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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13807

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Anon.

Quote #3228

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Tommy Bolt

Quote #2668

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Albert Einstein

Quote #9259

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That...
Aristotle

Quote #1874

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Time crumbles things everything grows old under the power of Time and is forgotten...
Paul Dirac

Quote #20033

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be...
Arthur Godfrey

Quote #13356

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’m proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9265

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To know that what is impenetrable to us really exists, manifesting itself as the...
Francis Quarles

Quote #16796

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it he that fears...
Barbara Tuchman

Quote #18144

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip.
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