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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
Latin Proverb

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Never give a child a sword.
Maurice Wilkes

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As soon as we started programming, we found out to our surprise that it...
Bertrand Russell

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Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely...
Ray Dickinson

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It was all right to talk about it. They made plans. They had a...
Richard Buckminster Fuller

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God, to me, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper.
Lao Tzu

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Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo...
Louis Kronenberger

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There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many...
Malcolm Muggeridge

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Surely the glory of journalism is its transience.
Arsenio Hall

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On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship....
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