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I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is...
Quote #14375
It has been said that we have not had the three R’s in America,...
Quote #14616
There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long...
Quote #2254
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...
Quote #10030
A dying man needs to dye, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and...
Quote #10003
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #12057
Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
Quote #12998
Genius is the ability to put into effect what is on your mind.
Quote #1288
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
Quote #16460
One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.