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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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Ours not to reason why Ours but to do and die.
Lois McMaster Bujold

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Adulthood isn’t an award they’ll give you for being a good child. You can...
American Indian Proverb

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Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you...
Kareem Abdul-Jabar

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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Charles Peters

Quote #21074

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Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
M. Cartmill

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As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I...
Lewis Lew Wallace

Quote #18708

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Would you hurt a man keenest, strike at his self-love.
Margaret Cho

Quote #19989

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Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone...
Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde

Quote #19011

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
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