Quote #11978
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor...
Quote #20727
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #17448
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t...
Quote #1399
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Quote #5551
Men do less than they ought, unless they do all that they can.
Quote #16646
Every invalid is a doctor.
Quote #9683
Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
Quote #17655
It will be an ill day when our brethren take to bragging and boasting...
Quote #17196
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and...
Quote #13541
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.