Quote #13017
A mistake proves that someone stopped talking long enough to do something.
Quote #16426
Shall not one line lament our forest race, Struck out for you from wild...
Quote #14882
We’re in the hands of the state legislature and God, but at the moment,...
Quote #12150
These days people seek knowledge, not wisdom. Knowledge is of the past, wisdom is...
Quote #20384
America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
Quote #13872
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and...
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #6546
I’m glad I don’t have to explain to a man from Mars why each...
Quote #10980
They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this...
Quote #14919
If we insist that public life be reserved for those whose personal history is...