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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may...
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and...
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No man is happy who does not think himself so.
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The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the...
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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Epistulae ad Lucilium
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I had always loved beautiful and artistic things, though before leaving America I had...
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The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to...
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Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to...