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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13833

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7943

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When I was as you are now, towering in the confidence of twenty-one, little...
Charles Dickens

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‘Out upon merry Christmas What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying...
Sir Winston Churchill

Quote #5804

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We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on...
Mark Twain

Quote #1597

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.
R. D. Laing

Quote #8713

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To live in the past or in the future may be less satisfying than...
Thomas Huxley

Quote #1543

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The chess board is the world, the pieces are the phenomena of the universe,...
Juan Ramon Jiminez

Quote #20602

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Katherine Cebrian

Quote #19900

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
Herbert Clark Hoover

Quote #14273

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Many years ago, I concluded that a few hair shirts were part of the...
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