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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as...
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Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is...
Quote #2183
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote #16573
Great men are not always wise.
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Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
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Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
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I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under...
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Fish and visitors smell in three days.
Quote #17311
Just being happy helps other souls along Their burdens may be heavy and they...