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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Edward Chilton

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I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Batman

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The Joker Here we are, the perfect pair… Beauty and the Beast. Mind you,...
John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past...
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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There are more things, Lucilius, that frighten us than injure us, and we suffer...
Homer

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At last is Hector stretch’d upon the plain,Who fear’d no vengeance for Patroclus slainThen,...
Henry Adams

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You say that love is nonsense….I tell you it is no such thing. For...
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Experience suggests it doesn’t matter so much how you got here, as what you...
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Quote #9969

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Civilization degrades the many to exalt the few.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #591

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.
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