Quote #17332
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....
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My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
Quote #10755
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
Quote #12245
Odd, the years it took to learn one simple fact that the prize just...
Quote #13752
You know what’s probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the...
Quote #15110
Like winds and sunsets, wild things were taken for granted until progress began to...
Quote #8530
Fr., I want there to be no peasant in my realm so poor that...
Quote #12871
Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a...
Quote #11700
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #13554
Inflation continues till common man is completely sucked out of money, then recession sets...