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Don’t walk behind me I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me...
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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
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A man should never be ashamed to own he has been wrong, which is...
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Anxiety is love’s greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a...
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Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
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Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages...
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In communities where men build ships for their own sons to fish or fight...