Quote #12805
You have to hang in there, because two or three years later, the gremlins...
Quote #19356
Goodbye, and hello, as always.
Quote #1949
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
Quote #4592
Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.
Quote #14558
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Quote #19558
The dead cannot cry out for justice it is a duty of the living...
Quote #8001
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
Quote #7595
I wish our clever young poets would remember my homely definitions of prose and...
Quote #15138
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quote #13918
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...