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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13928

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
Homer

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The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as...
Publilius Syrus

Quote #4344

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No man is happy who does not think himself so.
Craig Claiborne

Quote #11972

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
For those who love it, cooking is at once child’s play and adult joy....
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

Quote #18621

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Change everything except your loves.
Mortimer Adler

Quote #9883

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You have to allow a certain amount of time in which you are doing...
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Quote #11701

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My mind’s sunk so low, Claudia, because of you, wrecked itself on your account...
Milton Friedman

Quote #1463

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
Frank Crane

Quote #4901

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Most of the things we decide are not what we know to be the...
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