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Those who danced where thought to be quite insane by those who could not...
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I believe half the unhappiness in life comes from people being afraid to go...
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At the end of six innings of play, it’s Montreal 5, Expos 3.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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You think a man is a man cause he wears team colors and guzzles...
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If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Quote #20686
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
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Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish...
Quote #18452
The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
Quote #18889
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...