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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13814

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
William Adams

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I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the...
James Arthur Baldwin

Quote #10441

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People who treat other people as less than human must not be surprised when...
Francis Bacon

Quote #5699

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day...
Aldous Huxley

Quote #5871

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Finding bad reasons for what one believes for other bad reasons – that’s philosophy.
Laurence Sterne

Quote #17768

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A large volume of adventures may be grasped within this little span of life,...
Barbara Mikkelson

Quote #20875

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The power of illustrative anecdotes often lies not in how well they present reality,...
Lewis Carroll

Quote #11631

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.
Anon.

Quote #3249

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Jack Benny

Quote #4375

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Growing old is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it...
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