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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
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No man is ever old enough to know better.
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If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and...
Quote #20897
Anyone who works is a fool. I don’t work – I merely inflict myself...
Quote #16849
The way in which we think of ourselves has everything to do with how...
Quote #4729
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
Quote #20528
Oh, treacherous night thou lendest thy ready veil to every treason, and teeming mischief’s...
Quote #1335
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Quote #19793
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin...
Quote #20172
What’s right about America is that although we have a mess of problems, we...