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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13822

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Henry Kissinger

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No foreign policy-no matter how ingenious-has any chance of success if it is born...
Unknown

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Though it’s important that people know you, It is more important if they think...
James A. Froude

Quote #20182

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You cannot dream yourself into a character you must hammer and forge yourself one.
Nikita Khrushchev

Quote #14810

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury...
Ron Nesen

Quote #16005

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Nobody believes the official spokesman… but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
Barbara Mikkelson

Quote #20874

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Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #378

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any...
Lord Brabazon

Quote #19596

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13827

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
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