Quote #2179
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Quote #10158
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
Quote #1923
The right of bearing arms for a lawful purpose is not a right granted...
Quote #11977
We’re all generous, but with different things, like time, money, talent — criticism.
Quote #20815
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quote #20954
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
Quote #21651
Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
Quote #9675
Show me a guy who’s afraid to look bad, and I’ll show you a...
Quote #2019
All human things are subject to decay,And, when Fate summons, monarchs must obeyThis Flecknoe...
Quote #134
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...