Quote #21418
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #14280
I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
Quote #15094
I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley...
Quote #21435
Goodbye cruel world.
Quote #18140
The great political tugs of the past 35 years have concerned the distribution of...
Quote #9674
Be brief, for no discourse can please when too long.
Quote #1400
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as...
Quote #11867
And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the...
Quote #14711
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
Quote #20970
It’s choice – not chance – that determines your destiny.