Quote #20788
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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Only now did I become throughly acquainted with the seducer of our people. It...
Quote #501
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could...
Quote #492
All mankind love a lover.
Quote #11617
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #5044
Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists…. When we...
Quote #21710
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Quote #9972
The trouble is that everyone talks about reforming others, and no one thinks about...
Quote #6402
I have always said that if I were a rich man I would employ...
Quote #15729
The worst-tempered people I’ve ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.