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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...
Ronald Reagan

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With our eyes fixed on the future, but recognizing the realities of today. …...
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Sometimes it’s hard to avoid the happiness of others.
Anon.

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Optimization hinders evolution.
Tommy Boy

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Richard Okay… seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and… I...
Trey and Matt Stone Parker

Quote #21136

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Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
Albert Einstein

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Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev

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What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars.
Andrew Schneider

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I guess what I’m trying to say is, I don’t think you can measure...
CaddyShack

Quote #3776

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Danny Noonan I haven’t even told my father I’m not gonna get that scholarship....
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