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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
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If you want to have the rainbow, Then sometimes you’re gonna have to deal...
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one...
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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
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Garner up pleasant thoughts in your mind, for pleasant thoughts make pleasant lives.
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A home without books is a body without soul.
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There are two sides of the Velvet Rope. Those who want to be on...
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If we don’t want to see the map of Central America covered in a...
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A man should learn to detect and watch that gleam that flashes across his...