Quote #15421
There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
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If courage wasn’t a standard result of aging, it meant that the young could...
Quote #16169
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
Quote #7829
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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Communism is like one big phone company.
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When a man’s willing and eager, the gods join in.
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A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally...
Quote #20525
Your ignorance, cramps my conversation.
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From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has...
Quote #13931
If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how...